Sunday, April 26, 2009

Hannah Montana: The Movie

I have never seen an entire episode of the tv show. It's painful and I lasted just a few minutes. I did end up seeing the 3D cocnert last year for my movie challenge and hey, some of the songs are kind of catchy.

I did dread this film for a few reasons. I don't know much about the show outside she's a normal teen who also happens to be a major singing star but keeps it as a secret identity. The idea of the film is that Hannah has pulled a Lindsey Lohan and has to be sent back to the country to find herself.

Along the way there is music, lies and a boyfriend. It follows the most cliched routes to get to the climax of the film, which has been used in every film of this type. The ending is so corny I wanted to kill myself. Promises of an entire town to never reveal Hannah's secret (or is it Miley's secret? I have no clue) Either way the film is so bleh and not because I'm a 20-something male either, it's bleh because it has not one redeeming or original idea behind it. It even fails at having heart or making you care about these characters because Miley is just another dumb teen, doing what dumb teens do.

Movie - .5 / 5

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